I can tuck mytits in my pants
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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