my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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