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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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