When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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