he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?