Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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