I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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