I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
