but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
She even gives head with a lisp.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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