So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Sext me about skeletons
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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