Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
how does that bad decision feel?
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