She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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