found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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