Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
