just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize