Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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