now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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