i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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