problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
