how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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