plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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