Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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