That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I need a beard to bite.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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