there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
id be glad to
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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