Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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