You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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