So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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