dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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