Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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