I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize