i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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