He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i was born a porn star she said
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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