Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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