i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I fill condoms, not promises.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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