party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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