but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
is wine microwaveable?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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