Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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