dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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