Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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