Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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