White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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