I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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