That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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