Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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