Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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