I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Someone shit on the floor
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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