Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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