her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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