I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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