You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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