I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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