I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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