So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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